NEWT AND RUSH:  A TALE OF FAILED REDEMPTION Ah - she sings it so - I wanna put her on the Radio (this photograph has nothing to do with the story  - I just wanted to use it) First the Late News  This is later and Wheel of Fortune is on right now.  I was just playing a number of diverse tracks in Windows Media Player including tracks 19, 20 and 22 of the second Dylan CD.   Earlier it was ABC network news where they tell us there have been and will continue to be more severe tornadoes in the nation’s heartland moving east.  Mitt Romney today was exposed in another inconsistency saying in 2002 that as Governor of Massachusetts would do everything he could to go through his programs and - - press Washington for as much assistance he would muster for every one of them.  Santorum can’t help but be delighted with this new revelation.  But in general the quality and relevance of the news on ABC has been not that great. God: What have I got, that makes you want to love me.  Cause I don't have emotions - and I don't have a body.  Have you got the         Time to to find out - who I really Am?                      POPE BENEDICT XVI:  Behold, you play with My World, like it's your little toy.  (How can you even Live with yourself???)      Marcus: I am just a Religious Pilgrim,  who's only trying to  connect.   But I don't want you thinking,  that I haven't got any Respect Story Set Up    Behold it came to pass that Newt of the House of Gingrich did visit Melchizedek, the King of Salem, the Golden City on a hill, who was the son of Zeresh, son of Darda, son of the Holy Begotten one of Heaven.  And King Melchizedek did say unto Newt, "Behold you have eaten my bread and drunk of my wine.  But you give me a Tithe to feign purity of spirit, but Thow art a liar and will always be a liar.  Go then to the House of Egypt and see if you can find Refuge there.  So Newt did return to the Angel who was employed at the time by the House of Egypt and Newt did regard him as his confidant.  But the Angel of Reigel was not entirely satisfied with Newt of the House of Gingrich and sought to test him with a little surprise at his advanced age, when he did think he was "Safe" from such things.  We now Begin - - - AND the Stu Baby to Newt of the House of Gingrich in the vale of Mambre as he was sitting at the door of his tent, in the very heat of the day. 2 And when he had lifted up his eyes, there appeared to him three men (who said "Don't Report This") standing near to him: and as soon as he saw them, he ran to meet them from the door of his tent, and adored down to the ground. 3 And he said: "Lord , if I have found favour in your sight, pass not away from your servant. 4 But I will fetch a little water, and you wash your feet and rest under the tree. 5 And I will set a morsel of bread, and you strengthen your heart, afterwards you shall pass on: for therefore are you come aside to your servant. And they said: Do as you have spoken. 6 Newt of the House of Gingrich made haste into the tent to Colista, and said to her: Make haste, temper together three measures of flour, and make cakes upon the hearth. 7 And he himself ran to the herd, and took from thence a calf, very tender and very good, and gave it to a young man, who made haste and boiled it. 8 He took also butter and milk, and the calf which he had boiled, and set before them: but he stood by them under the tree. 9 And when they had eaten, they said to him: Where is Colista your wife? He answered: Lo she is in the tent. 10 And he said to him: I will return and come to you at this time, life accompanying, and Colista your wife, shall hav e a son. Which when Colista heard, she laughed behind the door of the tent. 11 Now they were both old, and far advanced in years, and it had ceased to be with Colista after the manner of women. 12 And she laughed secretly, saying: After I am grown old, and my lord is an old man, shall I give myself to pleasure? 13 And Stu Baby said to Newt of the House of Gingrich: Why did Colista laugh, saying: Shall I, who am an old woman, bear a child indeed? 14 Is there anything hard to God? According to appointment I will return to you at this same time, life accompanying, and Colista shall have a son. 15 Colista denied, saying: I did not laugh: for she was afraid. But the Lord said: Nay; but you did laugh.

16 And when the men rose up from thence, they turned their eyes towards that den of Tea Party iniquity known as the K Street House in Washington DC: and Newt of the House of Gingrich walked with them, bringing them on the way. 17 And Stu Baby said: Can I hide from Newtie what I am about to do to his beloved Blair House, that den of iniquity in Washington DC, where Satan's throne is?: 18 Seeing he shall become a great and mighty nation, and in him all the nations of the earth shall be blessed? 19 For I know that he will command his children, and his household after him, to keep the way of the tradition of the Reigelian people, and do judgment and justice: that for Newt Gingrich's sake, Stu Baby may bring to effect all the things he has spoken unto him. 20 And Stu Baby said: The cry of Washington DC is multiplied, and their sin has become exceedingly grievous. 21 I will go down and see whether they have done according to the cry that has come to me; or whether it be not so, that I may know. 22 And they turned themselves from thence, and went their way to Washington but Newtie as yet stood before Stu Baby.. 23 And drawing near, he said: Will you destroy the just with the wicked? 24 If there be fifty just men in the city, shall they perish withal? And will you not spare that place for the sake of the fifty just, if they be therein? 25 Far be it from you to do this thing, and to slay the just with the wicked, and for the just to be in like case as the wicked; this is not beseeming you: you who judge all the earth, will not make this judgment. 26 And the Lord said to him: If I find in Washington DC fifty just within the city, I will spare the whole place for their sake. 27 And Newt of the house of Gingrich answered, and said: Seeing I have once begun, I will speak to my Lord, whereas I am dust and ashes. 28 What if there be five less than fifty just persons? Will you for five and forty destroy the whole city: And he said: I will not destroy it, if I find five and forty. 29 And again he said to him: But if forty be found there, what will you do? He said: I will not destroy it for the sake of forty. 30 Lord, says he, be not angry, I beseech you, if I speak: What if thirty shall be found there? He answered: I will not do it, if I find thirty there. 31 Seeing, says he, I have once begun, I will speak to my Lord: What if twenty be found there? He said: I will not destroy it for the sake of twenty. 32 I beseech you, says he, be not angry, Lord, if I speak yet once more: What if ten shall be found there? And he said: I will not destroy it for the sake of ten. 33 And the Stu Baby departed for the time being for more pleasant pursuits, after he had left speaking to Newt of the house of Gingrich: and Neutie returned to his place.               And the two angels came to Washington DC in the evening, and Rush Limbaugh was sitting in the gate of the city. And seeing them, he rose up and went to meet them: and worshipped prostrate to the ground. 2 And said: I beseech you, my lords, turn in to the house of your servant, and lodge there: wash your feet, and in the morning you shall go on your way. And they said: No, but we will abide in the street. 3 He pressed them very much to turn in unto him: and when they had come into his house, he made them a feast, and baked unleavened bread, and they ate: 4 But before they went to bed, the men of the city beset the house, both young and old, all the people together. 5 And they called Lot, and said to him: Where are the men that came in to you at night? Bring them out hither, that we may know them: 6 Rush Limbaugh went out to them, and shut the door after him, and said: 7 Do not so, I beseech you, my brethren, do not commit this evil. 8 I have a daughter by my third wife, Marta, who, as yet, have not known man; I will bring them out to you, and abuse you them as it shall please you, so that you do no evil to these men, because they have come in under the shadow of my roof. 9 But they said: Get you back thither. And again: You came in, said they, as a stranger, was it to be a judge? Therefore we will afflict you more than them. And they pressed very violently upon Lot: and they were even at the point of breaking open the doors. 10 And behold the men put out their hand, and drew in Rush Limbaugh unto them, and shut the door. 11 And them, that were without, they struck with blindness from the least to the greatest, so that they could not find the door. 12 And they said to Lot: Have you here any of yours? Son in law, or sons, or daughters, all that are yours bring them out of this city: 13 For we will destroy this place, because their cry is grown loud before the Lord, who has sent us to destroy them. 14 So Rush Limbaugh went out, and spoke to his sons in law that were to have his daughters, and said: Arise: get you out of this place, because the Lord will destroy this city. And he seemed to them to speak as it were in jest. 15 And when it was morning, the angels pressed him, saying: Arise, take your wife, and the two daughters that you have: lest you also perish in the wickedness of the city. 16 And as he lingered, they took his hand, and the hand of his wife, and of his non slutty daughter, because the Stu Baby spared him. 17 And they brought him forth, and set him without the city: and there they spoke to him, saying: Save your life: look not back, neither stay in all the country about: but save your self in the mountain, lest you be also consumed. 18 And Lot said to them: I beseech you, my Lord, 19 because your servant has found grace before you, and you have magnified your mercy, which you have shown to me, in saving my life, and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil seize me, and I die. 20 There is this city here at hand, to which I may flee, it is a little one, and I shall be saved in it: is it not a little one, and my soul shall live? 21 And he said to him: Behold also in this, I have heard your prayers, not to destroy the city for which you have spoken. 22 Make haste, and be saved there: because I cannot do anything till you go in thither. Therefore the name of that city was called Segor. 23 The sun was risen upon the earth, and Lot entered into Segor. 24 And the Lord rained upon Washington DC brimstone and fire from the Reigelian Federation out of heaven. 25 And he destroyed these cities, and all the country about, all the inhabitants of the cities, and all things that spring from the earth. 26 And his wife looking behind her, was turned into a statue of salt. 27 And Newt of the House of Gingrich got up early in the morning, and in the place where he had stood before with Stu Baby 28 He looked towards Washington DC and the whole land of that country: and he saw the ashes rise up from the earth as the smoke of a furnace. 29 Now when Stu Baby destroyed the cities of that country, remembering  , Newt of the House of Gingrich he delivered Rush Limbaugh out of the destruction of the cities wherein he had dwelt. Segor... That is, a little one. (Challoner) And his wife... As a standing memorial to the servants of God to proceed in virtue, and not to look back to vice or its allurements. (Challoner) 30 And Rush Limbaugh went up out of wherever he was then, and abode in the mountain, and his daughter by his third wife with him (for he was afraid to stay in where they were) and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters with him. 31 And the elder said to the younger: Our father is old, and there is no man left on the earth, to come in unto us after the manner of the whole earth. 32 Come, let us make him drunk with wine, and let us lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. 33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the elder went in, and lay with her father: but he perceived not, neither when his daughter lay down, nor when she rose up. 34 And the next day the elder said to the younger: Behold I lay last night with my father, let us make him drink wine also to night, and you shall lie with him, that we may save seed of our father. 35 They made their father drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter, one Marta didn't tell Rush about went in, and lay with him: and neither then did he perceive when she lay down, nor when she rose up. And a few days thereafter Rush Limbaugh filled himself with much wine and his heart was filled with Pride.  And while the battle in the Valley yet raged Rush drew near to smell the smell of Victory.  And he began singing "Born Free" and behold as he came over the final pass into the Valley, he too turned into a pillar of salt as one of his wives had done.  And the two daughters of Marta mourned their father in secret, for they feared the native population.  36 So the two daughters of Rush Limbaugh's wife Marta were with child by their father. 37 And the elder bore a son, and she called his name Moab: he is the father of the Moabites unto this day. 38 The younger also bore a son, and she called his name Ammon; that is, the son of my people: he is the father of the Ammonites unto this day.