'GREAT SCOTT!" , MR WILSON PAUSED TO REMARK

Testifying in a sworn deposition is not really purgery

(concerning Bill Clinton)

Jimmy Carter has more teeth than brains

There will be hot fudge sundaes in Hell before I ever give the State Attorney general the evidentce he is asking for

There is a Scripture that quotes God as saying “I know I made an eternal promise on a certain issue- - but NOW I’m telling you something different”

(I’ve never been able to find that scripture)

Cecil Rhodes is one of the most dangerous people the world has ever known because he believed in incorporating the principles of the Sermon on the Mount into secular governments

I’m not so old that I don’t have a few nerve cells that can still be stimulated

Wives, don’t listen to your husbands.  In fact after you have called me and made a pledge, do it behind their back.

The People of Ancient Egypt worshipped the star Thubin, or subtle one, that represents Lucifer.

Our world wide wars between Nations down here is only a reflection of the battles that have already taken place in Heaven

Gene to Joe Mainstream Christian:  You can attending one of those Judaizing Multelators of God’s Grace like Mangolia Baptist Church if you want to, but people in my congregation know what real Liberty is.  (Don’t shake too many windows from laughing too loud on this one.)

Joe Mainstream Christian: I would rather worship where than I do than at your Fountain of Filth spiewing excrement from the King of Kings of Crap Himself.

The Catholics have a lot of damn nerve calling other denominations wrong in how they baptize.  Many do it by dunking, no sprinkling for them, but for the Catholics baptism isn't the real deal anyhow, they only do it for prophelactic reasons. (Selah)


St. Paul said, "Of course a lot of us have what is known as "Knowledge" (smirk, smirk)  Pastor Mark used this scripture to condemn Gnosticism as a license to sin.  However this verse is confusing and it's the doceticists that believed that the Spirit COULD not sin, and that the Flesh COULD NOT do right, so why make the effort?  The Gnostics did not believe this doctrine but were in general rather Spartin in their morality"

People are strange - when you're a Pastor

They don't look like people

They just look like Sheep

Now the nation of Iran announced they will be allowing foreign inspectors in to look at their nuclear plant to see if they have any "Weapons of mass destruction".  Pardon by Deja Vu but we've been down this road before.  Newt has a long memory.  He remembers how Karl Rove and the good old boys reacted to news in the negative on this issue.


And since Romney can't nail down Ohio he throws up his hands and exclaims in desperation, "True Sailing Is Dead!"


Elektra Records: "Excuse me Mitt; that line is already taken"

"She's lost in the Prison of her - Own Device"

-Jim Morrison

(Xtians tell us all feminine gender references in Scripture are actually references to the Church)

The Republican contraversy about Birth Control policy is like an Ovarian syst growing on the anus of the Republican Establishment, and causes just as much pain.


Rick Santorum has been declared the victor in Tennessee.  That makes him the winner of one whole State.  Neutie says "We survived the National Elite's attempt to kill us last summer".  And so today it's peachy in the peach state, but tomorrow it could just be the pits.

"The electorate is really going to Town

They all vote for Mitt Romney & put me Down

Help me get away from Willy Brown

Won't you please hIf ffffelp Deport Me!"

-The Mitt and Newtie Blues

If Sheep were men - 
the Midianite women would love it


If men were sheep -
 both Grover Norquist and Eric Cantor would love it, but I'd never imply because of that coincidence - that either one was into bestiality or anything.


Unlike Laura Schlenger, I am not against sexual intercourse for grammar school kids.  "Hey - anybody ever heard of generic definitions?"


It's just your snoopy, surly, narco, FBI agent keeping America's future bright and gay.
I'm feeling thuper - - oh yes, so thuper ! - - because Today is Thuper Tuethday!!!


Republican Establishment: So, Lord Jesus, I hear tell that you are NOT a Dominionist.  Is this true?
Jesus:  Apparently you don't read Scripture.  I only appear on the scene when the present culture is about to be wiped out by a more power civilization.


Ohio is up in the air, no doubt kept aloft from Rush Limbaugh's hot air rhetoric.  


Memo to Rush: Women who get paid for sex can be referred to as Prostitutes, Whores, Ladies of the Evening, Women of ill repute, Strumpets, Slanterns, or the most popular euphamism of all "Working Girls", but they are not referred to as Sluts.  Get it?


Gingrich and Santorum are like two old ladies who get into an all out fill sale battle using their purses and hat pins as weapons.


White collar businessman walking down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
Wishing that my kind would drop and die
I'm going to wave my freak flag High - - High!


California legislature: "What's that those College Students protesting tuition hikes are saying.  I can't understand the problem they have."   Just then an aid with AIDS spoke up:  Hold it - Mr Data just gave me a "youth speak" translator so we'll "get it".

"If you're stepping on my toes

I have the right to shout you down"

-David Bowie

"Mari-juana, mi hermana, se trabaja en un hospital"

"Mary Poppins is a junkey"

-Jan Waugen

I'm the one who has to Die when it's time for me to die

So let me live my Life the way I Want to

-Heimy Jendrix

(well - it wasn't Magic Johnson)

Rick Santorum is slightly ahead in Ohio now.  He can't help that.  His intelligence is only "slight" to begin with, so it only follows he could never be anything more than "slightly ahead".


"He's a good Jew, except Friday nights he drives to his secret bunker ten miles away to opporate his Ham radio, and on Saturday he takes his kids out  to eat pepperoni pizza, and on Sunday afternoon he enjoys playing football with his family, and admiring paintings of Jesus that his daughter in third grade paints" 

-Ain't nothing wrong with that.

You know- six months ago President Obama was so low on the national polls that even people from Kenya were saying that President Obama was born in America.


Blacks from Africa look a lot whiter in Negative image than White people do.  Of course if your Rush Limbaugh you've Boehned up your skin tone, a little too inappropiately, with that spray on orange tan, so He comes out terquoise!


Now there is a certain paracitic WORM that has invaded a certain kind of Pig.  It's a new Women's Liberation organization called W O R M, or Women Opposed to Religious Meddeling


Captain Piccard: "Hey - Obrien, would your turn DOWN the Volume!!!"
Commander Reyker: "Larz, reduce the size of the holigraphic form of the nude statue by fifty percent". 


" I'm your under-assisted West Coast Promo Man.  I've got it made.  I'm sharp! I'm really, really Sharp!  With my sear-sucker suit!  I'm no phoney - no no! - - Here comes the bus, anybody got a quarter?"

-Jagger and Richards

"I just surrupticiously installed a keystroke logger - out to log all the key strokes you do"
"Oh yeah, you're that sexual technique researcher!  For an awful moment I thought you were one of them computer hackers we've heard so much about"


And now a web log that's actually a web log:

This is Stationery.  Bill just returned after an absence.  Syracruse just defeated Louisville at a little after three winning 58 to 49.  A little earlier it was Syracruse 50 and Louisville 31.  Syracruse had the ball the majority of the time probably in a “not to lose” clock watching stance.  But Louisville was good with the fast break.  Up till just now this has been pretty much a no internet and no politics Saturday.  In an early blurb of the game it was Syracruse 20 to Louisville 16.  Then I went out on the patio.  Today is a markedly warmer day than yesterday.  Mike Deletore wanted to know if I would make him frech coffee on the spot because I owed him one cigarette.  I don’t think so.  I don’t even remember borrowing one from him this time.  I went down to the courtyard and socialized.  Laurie was out there but I didn’t talk directly to her.  The three white birds were in the cage and one gray one.  Then the other gray one came out of the bird house.  The birds are still doing unusual whistles.  I got two cups of coffee from Laura.  Mike was not down there.

This morning I woke late and will elaborate later. (I guess that's Right Now)

Last night March 2^nd the sun was shining brightly at a quarter to six.  It was ABC network news, Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.  I had been on computer but got off and thought I would stay off for the night.  Then I had Nikita on and I got bored so booted the computer and downloaded the Sodom and Gamorah story from the Catholic Bible.  The format is a little non standard because there are these X like things that can’t be deleted.  Word believes the material is part of a “Table”.  I saw how to convert text to tables, but not how to delete all imported formatting.  (Usually you see that as a mouse option.  Maybe I missed it)  At any rate I decided to play games with the text and embellish the plot a little.  Then I posted it as the first blog of the current run in “Rocca-Rolla”.  There was some show on at nine also on KTLA that I watched but when I saw that Bill had nodded off turned the TV off five minutes before the thing was over.  I still didn’t feel sleepy but figured “it was psychological” or something.

However at twenty to two I woke and could not get back to sleep.  So I went out on the patio and had a good conversation with James Fisher.  I smoked two cigarettes.  He reminded me that I still owed him fifty cents and I promised I’d have it for him later this morning, but did not keep my word.  I went back to bed.  But solid sleep was not forthcoming still.  So in an unprecedented mood I turned on the computer.  I turned that Catholic Word file to red pages with yellow print and also enlarged the font of the first paragraph, that was already different for some reason.  Then I tweak the plot on the blog posting itself and added in a few “bits” and posted.  It didn’t take long at all and I went back to bed.  It took me a little while even after this to get to sleep but I finally did.  But when I woke at 6:25 of course it was already very light outside and in fact the sun was shining when I went outside.  I figured early risers in the Eastern Time zones might appreciate my having the blog the way I wanted it. 

I made coffee and drank it hurridly mostly before breakfast.  Both the Republican addresses and the Presidential address talked of an “All of the above” energy strategy.  The Republican said that bi-partisan bills had been passed, so maybe the President will sign them.  We had Raison Bran for breakfast.  I had to wait for a spoon and also milk and orange juice.  David gave me his “bread” and butter and jelly, and it’s the only butter and jelly I received.  I didn’t get any with mine.  We had scrambled eggs.  Soon after eight I played disk one of the Rolling Stones boxed CD set up to track 21, “The Spider and the Fly”, which seemed a logical breaking point.  Mc Affee just asked me if I wanted to scan right now freezing my typing strokes.  After this it was KTLK for the last seven or so minutes of that program ending at 9:30.  It was the Purity Energy formula with CO ! 10 and Resveritrol, and Vitamin B 12 and also Vitamin D.  Should I try it?  Then it was that cartoon series on KTLA that was having some sort of super hero contest involving the drawing of cards.  Then it was that Ninja super blender that even mixes pizza dough and actually makes “good ice cream” right on the spot and makes frosted bar drinks.  Then I had 92 JAM on for a while and some interesting songs there.  After this it was Bill Handel on the law till eleven.  It must have been ten radio stations I check that were all in commercial break at a quarter to eleven.  That’s amazing.

We had fruit and cottage cheese plate for lunch and service was quite prompt even though I was late.