CLINT EASTWOOD: Hold it- I'm getting a message from Sylvia Brown from St. Augustine. He says "If you build it they will come". "Build What?" I asked, a baseball stadium? "No- - all we have to do is construct a concrete ediface of Eternal Life in the Kingdom to Come" "But Augustine - that's a mighty tall order". "What's that - you say you have connections with the government? The Geneva cement comany? Oh" "You say you have a son with the same name as a famous pitcher" "OK - - what's he pitching? Harry Houdini was a pitcher, you know. A pretty good one. What's that you're saying now? Something about a famous Federation ship captain and the year 2061? Something's going to be repealed in 2061 you say? Oh, is that Obama Care? No - - you say Gravity - - - will be repealed in 2061? Oh, you know that with the certain of a metal hammer falling in a positive gravitational field. You do not need to know the end result to deduce that it hit the planet? Well- - OK but now Sylvia Brown is telling me that Impostors only seem to have a longevity of about seven years and that story has been around since 2005. I'm afraid that myth is getting a little long in the tooth with no takers. Uh - come to think of it- - that's about how long Mitt Romney has been running for President? (laughter) "Uh what's that you're telling me now? You'd never vote for Mitt Romney because you're a Roman Catholic?" (audience laughter) Well that's OK, We know that Augustus was a Roman and he was "Catholic" in the totality of his Rulership over the Empire. No siree- - - you can't go against anyone who is named after a Diety. No Sir!" Now wait a minute! I'm getting another message from Sylvia Brown. She says to look on the back of this empty chair? Well let's see here. It says "THIS SEAT IS TAKEN" (laughter) "What? - - OK I finally get it. I guess I'm just a little slow on the uptake on that one" (more laughter)
WELL - - - the conservative blogger Stu is at again with his 'Stu-tistics". Now he's claiming that even if you count the whole fiscle year of 3009 as belonging to President Bush - - just going on fiscle years 2010, 2011, and 2012 therefore - - our friend Stewie claims that President Obama's deficets are three times both President Bushes at over six percent of GNP or something - - - (?) and President Bush's deficets including the whole of 2009 were only 2.7 percent of the GNP when the long term average over the past forty years or something is 2.6% so that President Bush's deficets were only a tenth of a percent over the forty year national average for Presidents. He further this deficet can only be held this LOW is there are massive tax increases and all of the troop withdrawals go as planned with no reverses. I'm reporting this because good or bad I want it "out there" to be scrutenized and examined by sane people whose math knowledge extends beyond grammar school.
George Obama is an embarrassment to his brother Barock, we are told. Brother George has all but disowned his Presidential brother because supposedly the people in Kenya are sufficiently conservative that it is a source of shame to the community to even have the last name Obama, as such a radical, socialist President. And George says that it's hypocracy for "sharing the burden" a topic expressed a lot at the Convention- - because President Obama really doesn't care for the poor and the "down and out" or he would help out his brother. My sister in law loves to point out that conservatives exist who give more than the President does, and that in fact the President is a major tightwad when it comes to giving of either himself, or his financial resources. But he will compell the country to do what he himself refuses to do. But George takes it in strides because he's a conservative, and as we all know "Conservatives don't complain". I bet you never knew THAT did you. Well, that's because it's simply not true. Conservatives are world class complainers and blame shifters. And by the way how to my brother and sister in law treat me. When I was "down and out" and "needed time" to recouperate from alcohol withdrawal did they offer up their home to me? You bet your sweet petuti they did NOT. In fact they insured that book I self published in 1980 got destroyed at great capital loss, not to mention my loss with the Anaheim housing authority. Thanks to them action my monetary situation was forever altered to the more adverse. So all this crock about "Christian kindness" doesn't actually seem to apply in a lot of situations I've been in. "Don't confuse me with the facts" seems to be their mantra. President Obama chose to be a community organizer and there has been no end of criticism to that one.
Now they, meaning my brother, is complaining because the Democrats DID mention God and scripture and country and all that so much so "They out did the republicans on use of certain buzz words on a three to one ratio". But he goes on "But this only goes to show what cleaver con artists they are, and people are going to express the fact they weren't fooled come November. Well I don't know about being fooled but two days ago Obama had a three point lead. Yesterday he had a five point lead, and today he has a six point lead. This is after being DOWN one point to Romney just over a week ago. So it can basically be said that in the past seven or eight days he has risen seven points in the polls, which makes about one percentage point per day. As one person pointed out "In this world of a total of a six percent Undecided rate, as in a low scoring football game, every score counts a lot more than it otherwise would". (Selah) So count this as just a little reminded.
The word pronounced FOR or F long 0 and R, in the English language has so many meanings. There is the number four of course. Then there is the phrase "I stand four square against liberalism" or something. Then there is calling out "Fore" in golf. You speak of things being in the FORE ground. And then you speak of an animals FORE paws referring to the two front paws. Then you speak of people being fore armed or fore warned of something. Then you have FOR such as, "The travelers had no dinner that night, FOR they had no money". You speak of FOR as meaning "in the place of" like "I'll swap two prisoners for every one of yours" or "Do you have two fives FOR a ten"? Then you have the use of function such as "Apples are FOR eating or telephones are FOR talking long distance. And then you have the election application or "What candidate are you voting FOR. or "I am all FOR proposition 32" (which I am not) The you have doing a favor such as "The candy striper got a pillow for the patient. Or "I have a surprise for you". Then you have slang like a person is really mixed up you might say that "He doesn't know what FOR". Then you have For as parts of other words such as forgiveness and forbearence. Or you will have mixtures of meanings like as "Here are the accessaries you ought to have for your motorcycle. Anyhow, this is just a mental exercise.
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